More About Girls; Less About Guys

Sometimes I wonder why are the girls depressed about not having a boyfriend or it can also goes to the guys when they are in their early 20s. Come on! It is a modern era now, girls can live without a guy and vice versa. And moreover, they are not in a hurry in getting married, why is it a rush? Isn't it better spending your time earning big money or concentrate on studies first, perhaps enjoy their single life to the fullness before starting to thinking about this matter when they are in the late 20s? I don't know, maybe it's because I enjoy a lot of my single life now.
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I am a guy and when it comes to women, I can say that they are always difficult to be understand. That's why they are always complicated to men. When you say 'yes' to them but they will always say 'no'; then when you don't bother them later, they will say that you are a FOOL! After listening to MyFm evening talk show today, I asked myself how true are the girls' answer for a very subjective question. They actually asked about what is the main criterion that you want from a guy but it's a bit shocking when physical appearance gotten the lower percentage. Haizz.. Anyway, that is none of my concern for the time being as long as "I am being myself". Hye, guys! Here are some favourite terminologies which often used by girls! I know many of you may get the correct guessing but don't be shock if you defined it wrongly before this.
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

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(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

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(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').

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(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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Enjoy and have a nice day^^